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Sunday, July 01, 2007

PISCES WOMAN

She likes to be in a dream world than to be in reality.
She is weak and sensitive when it's come to "Love".
She can cry if her best friend is breaking up,
and she can be over excited when her friend gets a new boy friend who is a good looking and rich even it is nothing concerned her at all.
You might be surprise to see that she is shy just because she is in love.
More or less it will be in Pisces woman.

She loves small animal and gifted in training animals.
She has sixth senses and she can guess what will happen next, it's her nature.
Even she has a good sixth senses, she can not pick or foreseen her own choice of lover.
She can not tell if she meet a sincere guy or a one night stand guy.

She likes to buy and pick her own clothes.
She likes to dress cute and be cute.
Pisces woman tend to be a good looking woman and she has a nice skin.
Her hands and feet are small and soft.
Pisces woman loves to shop for shoes as if she collects them.
She is a hot lady that everyone wants her.
Whether she has a man in her life or not , she will never try to over powered any man.
It's not even in her thought.
She thinks man can handle things better, and she will make her man feel that way.

She is an easy going person, so being with her is easy.
She is a confident woman and likes to make people who stay with her happy.
She knows how to please and how to comfort a man.
If something is wrong, she will try to make other people belief that it's must be because of someone else, not because of her love one.
She will not push her man to be ambition but to make him feel like he should be happy with the way he is now.
She is happy with you for what you are now.

A Pisces woman , if she has a bad childhood, she will always remember it and it will make her a very unhappy person.
She will pity herself and feel sorry for herself.
She tends to hurt herself with out knowing it and so vulnerable to drugs (real drugs or just sleeping pills).
She has many choices and you can never tell which path she going to take.
If you love her , then hold her tight because she never knows why she did what she did or what she will do next.

A complex character.
You may think she is a shy innocent type and can not hurt anyone, then you are wrong.
You might think she is a fragile person who needs protection, wrong again.
She has been through a lot, a tough cookie.
She is a dreamer and love the word "Love", so she is the type who will buy gift for anyone for any occasion, especially if it is a gift for wedding or an anniversary even for someone who she does not know so well.
Be very careful if fall in love with Pisces woman.
She can be a total different person before and after.
She can be an angel before and later a witch, but everyone is not perfect, right?
She will be soft and gentle most of the time, so not to worry.
She is emotional and extremely sensitive when she frequently got hurt.
She is the type who can cry her heart out.

She can have a secret fear inside, when she says she does not need anyone.
She badly needs someone to protect her, but sometimes she can hide that feeling by being stubborn.
She likes to hide her shyness and her weakness from her enemy.
She does not like to follow any fixed rules.
She can be a good housewife if you know how to handle her.
Many men will ask to marry her because she is a 100% woman.
If she wants to be sweet, she is a real angel.

SAGITTARIUS WOMAN

A tall slim and graceful woman who walked proudly like she is walking in a beauty pageant competition.
If she slips or nearly falls, she will nicely covered it up and continue with her graceful and impressive walking step.
She knows how to use make up to enhance her beauty.
She looks at the world positively, so her face always seem so happy.
She will not get upset easily.

Self confident woman who believe in her own style.
She will not follow fashion, but standing in between simplicity and too modern.
She is a very open person, sometimes can be too blunt.
She is an honest person and never try to cause troubles for any one.

She likes to say something that you do not want to hear and yet she can say something so pleasing at the same time.
Example she may say "I wish you could make more money, so you could afford better clothes, but anyway it is better this way.
If you make more money you could be thinking of money too much and become greedy". She can say such thing and make you wonder if you should get upset or love her more.

She is also a free spirit and does not like to stay home.
She likes to be protected, but not to give her orders.
She has no respect to a weak man.
If she tries to overpower you, then you have to calm her down and try to control her to be in a limit by doing the same thing too.
She will listen if she respects you.
She likes to be herself and like her guy to be himself.

She is a no nonsense woman, so you will not hear her say, " Guess what I will do next", or "Guess what I am thinking" because she always say what she is thinking out loud like a guy.
If you do not understand her in this matter, you could easily break up with her.
She sees problems in her love life as another funny story.

She is clumsy and it is in her nature.
You may think it is cute, but for some neat guys this could be so unbearable.
She is very friendly, so she can easily turn her enemy to be her friends.
She has good taste in fine clothes, good food, first class and first services.
Even a poor woman in this Zodiac will struggle to afford such good taste.
She could spend lots of money as if she cannot understand how difficult it is to make money.
If you think of letting her borrow money, think again.

She is a paranoid.
If she thinks you like her, she may already think about getting marry and lost her freedom and so on and on.
A jolly woman who loves sports.
She is an ordinary woman who could dress like a tomboy.
She has more guy friends and sometimes could act like one of a guy.
She does not care about rumors, so she can get home very late and couldn't care less what her neighbor will gossip about her.
She thinks either good or bad, you will know it yourself, so you should not bother what people think.

Her wit and innocent look are her charms.
She is often hurt from love, but never afraid to look for a new one as if she is singing "Do that to me one more time".
She likes going straight and being straightforward.
She will not go around to get what she wants, or beat around the bush just to say something.
If you meet her and tell her straight what you think, she will admire you.

This is wat i read from an email i received.
hmmm..

drizzle on me
1:51 AM

i'm done tryin.