funereal farceur

Monday, May 09, 2005

HAPPY MOTHERS DAE!!!

came home straight from work esp. for ma mom
and in a way for ma grandma toO
cuz she always seem to wait up for me whenever i tend to b home late
dint mean to trouble or worry her
i noe i'll always b a kid in her eyes
but for once, juz once..
stop naggin in da middle of da nite while waitin up for me
cuz da whole house tend to blame it on me
for makin her nag & worry abt me
funny how ma mom or dad dun care
i think its cuz dey noe dat i haf grandma to care for me
it doesnt make things easier for me
as i'm her so-called fav grandchild
for sum strange reason
i remind her of ma grandpa, her husband
its got sumthin to do wit ma ways..
i feel her pain though
of missin sum1 dats gone...

Work is a-okay 2dae
da bowlin alley was far more relax den da towel counter
so got to juz sit ard, gif shoe sizes, take smoke breaks
even had 2 meals within 8 hrs
woah.. haha.. i need extreme make-over now
but its all cool.. like da guy say.. 'Its easy money'..
he was practically on his mobile all dae man..
damn..

Eva since workin dere, i've seen sum weird and interestin ppl..
let me explain...

Dere's dis white italian guy who is kinda like a mafia, comes to da club daily
neva fail to c him dere, juz to take a shower, dress up and all
dunnoe if he actually stays dere
but i LIKE his accent, it amazes me basically
cant make out his handwritin but i think his name is 'BENTT'
seein me for da first time, he actually said i haf a charmin face
dere were alot of ppl dat time, and i was left alone at da counter
so i was kinda 'kan-cheong'..
gave him da locker dat he specifically dint want
came back to change it, luckily wit da auntie back wit me
when he came back agn to return da towels, he was actually searchin for his name to sign out
he was sayin.. 'Ma name, ma name..' in his italian accent
i pointed it out to him as ma eyes saw his locker number
he was surprised dat i found it before him and he actually said 'I like u, ur cute'..
and dere was another time also..
he saw me agn.. said 'Oh, ur da one dat gave me da wrong locker eh..'
when he said dat.. i could picture him wit his mafia gang behind him
and he pointin a gun at me, waitin to blow ma head off
haha.. wat an imagination.. but he's real cool man.. juz like from da movies..

Dere's dis one recognizable member who frequent da club often
y i said dat is cuz.. he always has dis one particular cap on..
its written ... "SUPER DAD"...
he muz haf been proud to b dad..
haha.. dats obvious..

One weird auntie who takes charge of da toilet..
saw me dere for da first time & tot i was in da wrong toilet
was giggly to herself like a child
loves to take picture shots wit her samsung camera phone
she got 2 shots of me in dere.. mayb its for her to fantasize abt me
haha.. crapz man.. but she freaks me out..
hope she dun do black magic wit ma pictures..

Man... now i feel sick..
seems like i'm havin flu wit da liquid juz flowin outta ma nose without a warnin..
ma body is feelin hot and ma neck is breakin on me..
muz b from da rain while i was headin to work..
dammit.. hope i dint catch it from hid..
cuz she was pretty mad when i said she dun look sick..
haha.. well, u dun now cuz it juz happens to b ma turn..
wish for sumone to lovinly care for me now..
haha..
time to head for bed and start dreamin da nite away...

drizzle on me
11:28 AM

i'm done tryin.