funereal farceur

Saturday, February 12, 2005

Guz 2dae was juz one of those daes when everythin seems to go wrong for me..
but da funny thing is dat it doesnt only involves me..
it even happened to most of ma buddies..

well... lets all hear ma side of da story..

planned to go JB..
haha..
guz wat nicole said was rite..
plans dun work..
well...
but we did managed to go dere..

ali, me, izzie, munah, nicole & fir were da playas..
da petir peeps met da marsiling peeps..
idiotic me actually tore off munah's knee-hole pants..
well... not tore it..
juz kinda made da hole bigger..
but its not as if it was on purpose..
it was supposed to b joke..
luckily our fren wasnt so pissed abt dat..
k.. fine..
she was abit pissed cuz it was her bro's..
but wat made her even mad was da fact dat fir was late..
so munah gave sum excuse to meet her dear fren but her real reason was to actually changed her 'horrible' pants.. oops.. all thanx to me.. =p

so off da 3 musketeers went to fetch our BIG daddy from da checkpoint bus stop..
realised i needed a change of photo for ma passport..
was orady given a warnin..
but couldnt care less abt it...
tried ma luck..
and...
ta-daa..
dere we were in JB...

immediately head to da mama shop for sum ciggys..
our dear munah was happily takin out a cig..
when she was suddenly stopped by a JB cop...
we were like goin 'wat da f***'..
wit passport in hand, munah was required 2 follow da cop..
munah was fined for litterin when she excitedly opened her pack of cigs..
wat a way 2 start our dae in JB!!

walked ard in citysquare..
checked out a place similar to da heeren..
kinda cool though... seems like s'pore..
prices were also abt da same..
so no point buyin clothes from dere..

another prob arises...
where da hell is fir??

went to find food at an open-spaced alleyway..
keropok lekor, chicken wings & a coupla drinks..
munah was orady diggin in to her rice..

decided to go Danga Bay..
took a split cab..
one hell of a ride with one hell of a driver..
carebear was orady burnin wit fire juz waitin 2 burst..
well, cant do much..
juz gotta maintain dat temper in..

ate diff flavored ice-creams..
choc, caramel, vanilla, lemon, passionfruit..
lemon was THE most sour of all!!
guz who ate lemon??

walked.. tried on specs, shades.. wiped our hand sweats on da shirts on display while checkin dem out... checked out JB's skater boys..
SO WHERE'S FIR??

so came him..
all alone but wit a bag in his hands..
seems like he has been shoppin on his own..
it took him ages to finally get to meet us..

decided to eat dinner..
munah said it was 'Pantai Lido'.. but i and ali tot otherwise..
not too sure abt dat but wat da hell..
we walked for miles & miles & found ourselves in da middle of nowhere..
haha..
we came across a coconut on our path..
ali & nicole was juz kickin it ard..
den came da part where nicole actually kicked da coconut out into da road..
came along a car who was actually gg 'THUMP THUMP THUMP'.. as da coconut was rollin out from under his car..
haha...
u should haf seen nicole's face..
shiverin wit fear for da first time...
was even runnin for cover in case da driver turned back..

ali & me even jogged along da side path..
juz a way of keepin ourselves FIT!!
haha..
nah... him gettin ready for NS while me for ermmm... 2.4km run.. wuahaha..

seems like a century has passed when we came to da eatin place..
ate loads till we became soO pregnant..
we got discounts since carebear knew da peeps dere..

before headin home, we got bubble gums & even more ciggys..
wat can we sae??
we r s'poreans after all..

ali gave me his gums to hold till we reach home..
those were meant for his cutey 'pipi pau'..
got to da custom..
a final warnin was given for ma 'nerd of da year' passport photo..
was orady worn out when we got 2 s'pore custom..
put ma bag in da stupid conveyor belt..
dunnoe y out of soO many peeps..
dey chose to check me..
dey checked every part of ma bag... even da 'secret' compartments..
took those gums and even ma ciggy..
made me hand ma passport..
was like 'wat??'..
checked it out..
was stupidly countin if i'm orady 18..
duh!!
gave me back ma cigs..
but was told to follow another cop in a bloody empty room..
looked at me twice before writin down ma particulars..
i noe i dun look like me..
i look like a criminal...
i mean... wat da fuck??..
was given a stupid warnin... destroyed ali's gums.. dey werent mine, damn!..
was agn reminded abt ma photo..
i noe its retarded.. i'll definitely get it changed..
i dun need u to remind me..
came out from da room... wanted to go out to da open air..
but fuck!!..
da sensor-control glass door wasnt actually openin for me to go out..
wat?? dey still want me dere??
fuck u...

was orady fumin mad...
but wat can i do or sae dun mean a thing no more..
its all been said and done..
so..
juz gotta cool down..

da summary of it all is....
munah got fined...
fir got totally lost...
nicole almost gave a deadly kick of coconut..
ali dint get his 'pipi pau' her gums..
and i got screened for da gums & umpteen warnins for ma outdated photo..
dammit!!
izzie was da only lucky one!!

and dats ma whole freakin dae..
woah..
dis has gotta be ma longest entry eva..
well.. juz pourin ma heart out..
Peace out!!

drizzle on me
3:59 PM

i'm done tryin.